1. No thanks, I'm already seeing someone.
2. Nope, no more alcohol for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. I am a horrible horrible singer.
5. We can't have sex now because i forgot the condoms at home.
6. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the road.
7. Sir, I'm not looking to pick a fight with you.
8. When it comes to women, i have standards.
9. You drive. I am drunk.
10. I must be getting home now, I have college tomorrow.
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Tuesday, 9 March 2010
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