Tuesday 9 March 2010

Things You Will Never Say When You Are Drunk

1. No thanks, I'm already seeing someone.

2. Nope, no more alcohol for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. I am a horrible horrible singer.

5. We can't have sex now because i forgot the condoms at home.

6. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the road.

7. Sir, I'm not looking to pick a fight with you.

8. When it comes to women, i have standards.

9. You drive. I am drunk.

10. I must be getting home now, I have college tomorrow.
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5 comments:

Krittika said...

hahaha... so true! btw, being drunk is awesome... makes you gutsy :P... right, I talk too much alcohol these days...

Ramchandra said...

hmm..maybe i'd know after a week..:P

Rohit Saha said...

Yes. That we do.

That we do.

chefspeaks said...

lol i agree! =D

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